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thoughtlessreality:

condom:

if a stupid white piece of trash can’t get his head out his misogynisic ass long enough to stop body shaming, pray for him 🙏

^^^

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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bigjumps-biggerstunts:

hit-hit-pull-cheer:

Pointing out the basing technique and that they literally jump when they throw the basketLove it

Marci hopping around like a bunny😂

bigjumps-biggerstunts:

hit-hit-pull-cheer:

Pointing out the basing technique and that they literally jump when they throw the basket
Love it

Marci hopping around like a bunny😂

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ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

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becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

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kidouyuuto:

justsoundwavethings:

kidouyuuto:

whats the different between bird flu and swine flu

if u have bird flu u need tweet-ment and if u have swine flu u need oink-ment

but they’re similar in that both very rarely infect humans and thus did not deserve the pandemic treatment they received.

IF U HAVE BIRD FLU U NEED TWEET-MENT AND IF U HAVE SWINE FLU U NEED OINK-MENT

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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